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04/2008

04/27/2008
"The recent release of Life: The Advertisement causes
pandemonium. A craze so widespread that Leemonster
has proudly topped the Billbored Monthly Top 3 Million"

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Alright!!
You can download the full "soundtrack" here
Meanwhile, I love kittens [2][3].

04/25/2008
Life: The Advertisement.
"The dwindling soundtrack to a non-existent film."

Click here for all of it

04/24/2008
Last night was the longest bike ride of my life. Well,
not necessarily the farthest, but still, the longest; With time's
hands sluggishly churning under the blood red moon over
the thousands of places I've already been, with new friends
to meet beforehand hoping they won't get hit by cars.
And the streets were empty and my mind was running,
either away from or towards something that I was not quite
sure.
There weren't any ducks, no bugs, no skateboard.. Just
that friction-filled mild air with the red moon still overlooking,
to become the longest night ever in the history of my mind. And it's
daylight now but i'm still damn not sure if that night has ended, and
what the hell that means. The streets are as empty as they were at
2 AM, even if they are flooded with people crossing back and forth
right now. The highways are vacant even if they might be backed
up for miles in traffic jams and everyone is as secluded as if each
were laying in bed with blankets pulled over their faces even if they
are holding hands right now.
Damn, this world is brutally beautiful and weirdly addictive with
highs and side effects but sometimes you gotta see the lessons
along the way, before they jilt you in the eyeballs.

04/18/2008

04/13/2008
'Ello everyone. Getting over the plague
can be a tad bit overwhelming, but luckily
I haven't drown in the lakes of flem that have
been running out of my nose. Luckily, I just
got back from a Slackers show (which was amazing!)
to help me recover.

Minutes between fighting the hands of time and dashing for the
next box of tissues, I came up with what might be a lovely
idea for a post card:

Along with a new "Flyer" for the "flyer section"

Soon I'd like to start up a series of "Patriot act" themed
flyers/posters but it depends on how many people will
actually take interest in distributing, printing and putting
them up around their towns.

Music/Noises being chalked up.. Think of the next
release as the soundtrack to a movie that doesn't really
exist. It is going to be called "Life: The Advertisement",
the soothing sounds of catching your tongue in a cheese
graitor. Also, if you are a good for nothin' vandalistic
skateboard degenerate, Defend Skateboards
is churning it's gears of corporate dominance.
Expect the Defend Corporation's website to recieve a
makeover soon, by somebody who actually knows
what they're doing when it comes to making webpages!
That's all...
I need sleep...
Tell it to the fish.